One more Christmas thought for the night

I'd like to see Dicken's A Christmas Carol played by Dick Cheney as Scrooge. When he is finally visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future, he finds himself in a holding facility being waterboarded by masked Blackwater employees. The play will end there without going to the last act, and we never find out that Tiny Tim overcomes his terrible case of rickets with a few good meals and exercise... and then much later in life, after completing school becomes an venture capitalist, travels to America and invests in Standard Oil where he becomes a millionaire. That would just be too much, clearly.

"God Bless Us, Every One."