a series of related non-sequiturs

How do I look today?

Did you take the garbage out?
And welcome to the Situation Room starring Wolf Blitzer.

Did you watch the game last night?
I'm bored.

Brittany is pregnant again?
Why is it snowing in April?

What would Jesus do?
Did you hear what that bitch said about me?

Freedom isn't free.
Every farm needs one of these.

Please dear, not tonight.
I'm so sorry.


Love it not an end.

At our ends, we may find
what is missing?